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Men dont get lost they discover alternative from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

Anytime you see a young man open from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

Q What do you call a man from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

This man says to his friend I from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."

A neighbor of mine was bit by from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."

Q How many Real Men does it from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q Men will brag that there are from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.

What is the difference between men and from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Question If a man speaks in the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Question How many men does it take from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.

Men are like plungersThey spend most of from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

Men are like horoscopesThey always tell you from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like department storesTheir clothes should from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like plastic wrapCheap Clingy And from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like old car tiresBalding full from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like pillowsEventually even the best from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like soap operasTheyre fun to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like road killThey usually just from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like vacuum cleanersTheyre not much from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.